Welcome! Due to the number of people in the World that have been exposed to lead-based paint chips as children, or had portions of their brain completely blasted away by land mines, we feel a short test is necessary to verify that you can read and understand our simple primate rules. This test was not developed to insult your intelligence, but simply to confirm that you have the basic skills to face the challenges ahead. The Bootleg Archive Support Team is unwilling to answer questions from people who have not taken the time to read how the site or the hub works. We have spent a great deal of time creating this system, and if you wish to become a part of our community, it is essential that you spend a few hours looking around and learning some basic rules and procedures. In the past, many people who were allowed to join disregarded this humble request, and soon found themselves kicked and/or banned from the hub, for breaking rules they never bothered to learn. Next, they would bombard Support with emails asking for forgiveness and more chances, which drains resources meant for serious applicants, and really gets on our nerves. And so.......
ACHTUNG CHIMPS AND NOOBS! In order to continue with registration, we now present our new, expanded "Idiot Test" for all new applicants. This was the name actually suggested by the staff of monkeys we hired to put it together. It should seem very easy; the answers to each question can easily be found on the site.
A serious word: these questions are very simple, and most people pass. Unfortunately, we are forced to kick and even ban an alarming number of those users once they get to the hub, for breaking the same rules that are the subject of this "test". The reason why we developed this exercise was in the hope that we could prevent that from happening. Please take this test, pass, and remember your answers, because the purpose here is to understand the rules of Bootleg Archive, so that you may stay with us for as long as you wish.
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